Category Archives: Real Life (or Close Enough)

Proper Netiquette Is for Keeps


“Young man, if I catch you doing that, it will go on your permanent record.” Certainly these words were leveled at me (more than once) to try to make me behave by instilling the fear that my mischief-making would have lasting consequences. (I don’t think it worked, most of the time.) We know now that these threats are largely empty, as kids are protected by laws prohibiting disclosure of most youthful transgressions. But even if kids are shielded, real life on the Internet holds more perils of indelibility.

Multi-tasking . . . or Multi-taxing?

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Everyone thinks that multi-tasking is a good thing—or at least a necessary skill worth mastering for these modern times. Well, just because we’re forced into multi-tasking for work and home life doesn’t mean it’s healthy. Witness texting while driving: That’s multi-tasking, and that’s clearly an unsafe, bad, illegal thing to do. Many experts argue that simply talking on a cell phone in a car is dangerous, and that the whole “hands-free” loophole doesn’t really address the basic problem—that dividing your concentration ultimately makes you less successful at either activity.

"United Breaks Guitars" but Launches Careers

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Unless you’ve been living in a new-media deadzone lately, you’ve certainly seen the viral YouTube hit song “United Breaks Guitars.” I think it’s a catchy song, but for the life of me, I don’t know why, as my local NPR station reported, United Airlines would be thinking of buying it to use as a “training video.” It’s a send-up, a spoof! Could they be buying it to kill it? A little late for that, don’tcha think? The horse is already out of the barn on that one. Perhaps they just want to use it as an “ice-breaker,” before settling down to the task at hand: not trashing the instruments of their customers.